Captain Planet

A person who is always complaining about the enviroment and advising you to do something progressive or for the greater good.

"Hey, stop littering your twinkie wrappers!" "Take it easy, Captain Planet."

by bryan clopton April 14, 2007

Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

captains parrot

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

by Tyman March 25, 2008

Clutchitize me captain

A phrase used after you clutched and did something great last minute.

"Both teams need one more point to win!!"
"Got'em we won...Clutchitize me captain!!"

by jmanpsu November 13, 2009

Captain Sav-a-hoe

A Captain Sav-a-hoe (save a whore) is a man who pays for everything to an unreasonable extent.

Dude..that n****'s just frontin...he spoilin that bitch like he Captain Sav-a-hoe.

by Shame-on-a-n**** November 25, 2002

captainmorgan

1) A refreshing blend of alcoholic beverages consumed by Ann

2) Will Morgan of Vero Beach (uses HIS head in more than one way)

1) Singleton had fun with captainmorgan all night long.

2) Singleton had fun with captainmorgan all night long.

by Will Morgan August 1, 2003

Captain Big Dick

A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis

Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.

by BreakFace January 14, 2009