carson

this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer

carson is a fucking idiot

by [mno] September 17, 2022

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Carson

a person who lets you bully/talk abt them

Aye you see carson over there ?

yea.. he a bitch

by anonymous August 8, 2022

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carrson

a type of car

person - Wow, that's a cool car
Other person - Yup, It's a carrson

by We were both young November 14, 2022

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Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

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Carsonogenic

What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.

In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

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Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

by biden joe December 29, 2022

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