Capichnoalatzgonov

1: Emotionally feeling nothingness, not sadness, nor happiness, just neutral.
2: To replace an adjective that is unknown or lacks an adjective

"I dont know, I just feel capichnoalatzgonov."
"This song makes me feel awfully capichnoalatzgonov."
"This room is very... capichnoalatzgonov."

by WhoIsTuna April 20, 2024

capitaltuse

In 2023, The National Bureau of Education changed the word “capitalize” to “capitaltuse.”

The first letter of a sentence is capitaltuse.

by TheNationalEducationBeuro April 23, 2024

capin

lying

hes capin

by namernam May 3, 2024

Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit

"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Capippaist

A person from the holy Land of Pipakistan, used to describe their nationality.

Person: Are you a Capippaist from Pipakistan?

Capippaist: Yes, Glory to Pipakistan.

by PassiveBerserker June 5, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024