Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008

faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.

Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. November 6, 2006

Captain morgan

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

by Surakusa April 22, 2008

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain sus

When you are leading a group of sus people and your the susest of the sus.

I'm the susest man alive, call me captain sus

by therapistgod June 1, 2021

captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 9, 2013

captain walsh

someone you have to salute him every time he walks by

captain Walsh rocks

by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022