Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008

faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.

Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. November 6, 2006

Captain morgan

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

by Surakusa April 22, 2008

captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.

Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.

by Captain Jax Macky February 5, 2010

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

vogue captain

Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance

The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.

Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.

In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue

"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"

by wk sun August 25, 2009

talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.

'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010