Callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (<16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?" "yeah its damn well that kiddie fiddler"

by orbiixt May 26, 2023

Calum hoodism

Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.

Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"

normal person: "oh cool!"

PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"

normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"

PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"

by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023

Callum

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich

dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas

by jimmycenas July 9, 2023

Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.

"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"

by toyflyer August 2, 2024

callum shannon

callum shannnon is when you strog your self voilently and scream ayy yooo while you do it

i callum shannon all over jack mathew

by hamish barren August 18, 2024