Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)

Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.

by techexpert December 10, 2022

Computer

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!

"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you

by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022

Computer

The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023