Out of Closet Experience

An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.

Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.

Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.

Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.

Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.

by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010

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out of the closet

to go from sexual ambiguity to homosexuality

Dean came out of the closet.

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

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Related Words

Closet • Closet Keeper • closet case • closet slut • closet whore • closet boy • closet hoe • Closet Homosexual • closet monster • Closet Racist

meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

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in the closet

Gay man in denial.

In narnia.

by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004

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Platos Closet

An outdated thrift store from the 2000's that thinks they're still relevant in today's decade. The employees there are usually ratchet or white trash girls that have no style at all and they're rude. They try too hard to look trendy but almost all of their clothes are designer jeans and old stuff from hollister because that's what they take. They wont take anything a woman in her 30s or over would wear but only teen clothing. For pricing, they'll buy your clothes for super cheap and then sell them for $10 more at the store.

*girl I just sold all my old ass true religions and Abercrombie sweaters to Platos Closet and they only gave me $35 for all of it. The hell?

by Politicallycorrectdemocrat November 13, 2016

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