Christmas tree

When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.

The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.

The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.

Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.

by Boozie B. August 27, 2009

Christmas Eggnog

Its when you chill your balls with something really cold and have someone start sucking on them and then they spit it out into a shot glass mix with vodka then shove it up there pussy and have someone(or you) drink it while there squirting it out.

Hot Chick: Want some Christmas Eggnog?
You: Y?
Hot Chick: becuz i didnt finish mine

by BlakeAteYourCat December 20, 2010

christmas aft

The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
christmas eve
christmas

I had a pretty good Christmas Aft. I hit all the sales.

The inlaws went home on Christmas Aft.

by longpants December 27, 2005

christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010

christmas spirit

When you fill your ass with egg nog and give your partner a Christmas cocktail. Either filling a cup or shot glass will do, however I find going directly from the anus to the mouth is especially Christmasy.

Aw honey, you look a little down, can I give you a little Christmas Spirit?

by Notfornothin January 11, 2008

Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.

You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog

by K_ December 15, 2008

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008