When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.
by Majkimus September 17, 2023
Get the Carrot in the Assmug. James: Yo bro what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025
Get the Eating Carrots Analymug. by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
Get the carrots who eat girlsmug. basically same thing as a dick eater just sounds a lot cooler lol. carrot lickers r always cool tho.
by meboobaby March 10, 2019
Get the carrot lickermug. 
by Lol.its.angie. February 25, 2018
Get the Carrotmug. To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
Get the carrot toppedmug.