Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Drone captain

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.

He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!

by SkokieWordMaster February 10, 2019

Truman Capote

The act of fishing your poop out of the toilet and throwing it away to people having sex in a car.

John: Dude, Wendy and Kevin got mad at me for applying a Truman Capote on them

Eric: They didn’t like having poop thrown at them while having sex in their car?

John : They most certainly didn’t

by Jigokue April 5, 2019

Habitual Capster

Someone who lies on a regular and consistent basis.

Utsy kept on lying yesterday while playing fortnite, he was being a habitual capster.

by dawgfan103 February 3, 2020

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.

The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.

by Shugunou March 31, 2023

SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism)

A factor that represents the promotion, perpetuation, and persuasion of economic influence to maintain the status quo for the one percent in power.

Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).

by Mikal Machievelli December 5, 2011