Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.

Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.

by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010

head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention

She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

jeremy head

The lowest of the low. Jeremy heads tend to be on the left side of the political spectrum. They are usually either a Furry or a Bronie and have also been known to shoot up schools.

Look at that Jeremy head over there he is masterbaiting to furry porn.
Oh no! That Jeremy head reached into his backpack we should run away!

by Epicito September 17, 2018

Smegg head

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf

"rimmer your such a smegg head!"

by louis May 13, 2005

Hole In The Head

The last thing you'd ever want, used as a simile.

"If the zoning board rejects our proposal, we'll be forced to allow the superhighway to divide the property, and then 9 holes might be on one side, and the other 9 holes on the other side. We need that like we need a Hole in the Head."

by skydog70 May 21, 2007