drive the bus

(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.

"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)

do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?

driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!

by Captain Tickles March 26, 2010

Party Bus

A bus in which you can have a party on.

Hey, did you know that the party bus serves beer, whiskey and COCAINE!!!

by benny fresh March 13, 2009

School bus driver

A fucking cunt who drives the shitty school bus full of children who suck cocks to bitch school, and sucks their dicks along the way.

Man, my school bus driver sucks dick.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2017

contiki bus driver

Older man who tries to pick up younger women.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.

I had my 21st birthday party and my uncle was hitting on all my friends like a contiki bus driver.

by pov mjh February 21, 2009

Windy Bus Ride

The act of sticking your erect penis out of the side of the bus. You can achieve this by either drilling a hole in the side of the bus or by sticking your penis out the window.

Man I just had a Windy Bus Ride, feels good man.

by Windy-Busrider April 29, 2009

slow bus

Used to describe someone who acts or does something stupid.

John: There are 45 states.
Kenneth: Slow Bus!

by SouthJumper December 15, 2008

guat bus

an old shuttle bus, school bus, or van that travels through Bergen and Hudson county New Jersey, usually to new york city. Coined a Guat bus due to the large Guatemalan population that rides and/or operates them.

I miss the NJ transit bus, so i took a guat bus to the city

by MITAMITA May 3, 2011