nigga what the fuck is this bullshit

A phrase to say after your brother went to make a criminal empire while you were in jail trying to survive jail rape.

Lemme get you some new clothes!
Nigga what the fuck is this bullshit.

by dan250islame February 18, 2024

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022

bullshit stain

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.

"Hans, you are a bullshit stain."

"Yes. Yes I am."

by a literal butt September 14, 2015

Bullshit

The definition of bullshit is Mallarie. If you don't know what it looks like just look at her.

"Mallarie is full of bullshit"

by Baseball31 July 6, 2017

Bullshit

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.

This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.

Person 1: Man what the fuck…

Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?

Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?

Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!

Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!

by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024

Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it

IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it

by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021