Bonobo

1. (noun) An adorable species of monkey that is particularly known for its dazzling cheeks, stunning eyes, and its resplendent physical stature. It is probably most famous for its ability to imitate the new born and its unique way of communication with other species of monkey. Characteristics of the Bonobo also include a sporadic sexual appetite and a tendency to indulge in naughty endeavors.

2. (adj.) Used to describe any sexy female with a gorgeous personality.

3. (noun) A hotty with a body.

1. The Bonobo climbed the tree and talked to a fellow Gibbon.

2. Yo John! Did you see that chick? She was so fine, she was just pure Bonobo!

3. Dayum!! What a Bonobo!

by DJ G-Gib April 23, 2011

Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.

Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!

by Liakias April 8, 2009

boob taxidermy

The art of stuffing and mounting the flabby, saggy breasts of females for display so that they appear lifelike.

Hey Debbie, didn't her boobs used to be flatter? I wonder if she had boob taxidermy.

by LeKeb May 27, 2009

Boob Pubes

Nipple hair

Man, you're boob pubes are kickin'.

by Little red rotten hood February 24, 2011

armpit boob

found when one is very obese creating the appearance of a boob in the armpit area.

Dude...lets g o to a buffet and check out some armpit boob!

by KNOB77 August 23, 2009

Tricep:Boob Ratio

The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.

Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.

Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.

Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.

by TheBald November 21, 2010

Third Boob

The Third Boob is an additional boob to the other two which was originally drawn as a shoulder, but later discovered to be a boob.

It may be ripped off and relocated for a variety of usages: the third eye, the double chin, big and pimple'd nose, the "Hunchback" and the "pregnant lady" (for D+ size), and the penis (for the very small yet elongated boobs).

The Third Boob may also be found in men of an immense size.

Person 1:"Ew you have a huge pimple on your forehead D:"
Person 2:"Nah it's just my third boob."

by God~ October 24, 2009