being wal mart 

To be as cheap ass as you can be when buying a product with no regards to where it's made, how it's made, or how the people who made it were paid and treated.

Shopper's friend: "Hey, check out these nice S&M BMX frames.....they are U.S. Made and dope as fuck!"

Shopper: "Yeah, but Dan's Comp sells this Eastern frame for only $250 and hey, it's on sale for an additional $50 off if I buy it today!"

Shopper's friend: "Stop being wal mart about it and spend the extra cash to get a good quality U.S. Made product....yo!!"

being wal mart by manual63 April 15, 2013

Being a Bella

Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.

Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."

Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"

OR

Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"

Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"

Being a Bella by darceygemie May 5, 2013

being a bandit 

To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.

Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?

Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit

Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?

Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p

Danny: ..............

being a bandit by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013

being a Zubat 

Annoying, especially in the context of being difficult to work with. Inspired by the difficult to catch and typically low CP Pokemon "Zubat."

"I keep trying to make plans with Kathryn, but she's being a Zubat and won't lock down a time"

being a Zubat by rivervon July 25, 2016

being a potato 

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

being a potato by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

Bing 

An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.

Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.

Bing by Pokedex #184 June 26, 2018

bing bong blaster 

you put your dick in a bong and get it wet with the marijuana wax then you have anal sex to get the other person high

cam:yo i gave my girl a bing bong blaster last night
william:ngl thats gross

bing bong blaster by bingbongblastercreator January 20, 2020