sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.

by Le Zoe May 5, 2005

shorty got biscuit

an exclamation by a colored person used to bring to the attention of his homies the ass of a white bitch that is unusually attractive. usually the last thing heard before being gang-raped.

"Yo, Frank," DeMarque exclaims while pointing with one hand and drawing the other near his mouth as if to guard a right hook, "damn, peep dat shit right dere dawg; shorty got biscuit!"

by ryanadams January 15, 2009

biscuit

Someone who is consistently flaky.

Man, Brian cancelled again! He's such a biscuit.

by emdawg777 March 14, 2013

Giggle Biscuit

A Giggle Biscuit is a term referring to a fat person who sees humor in everything: one of those gross fat slobbery girls with a wobbly chin who laughs at something which is absolutely not funny and more often than not, not even intended to be funny. They may even laugh at an insult because they have no idea how to react otherwise, and decide that perhaps it was a funny insult.
Giggle Biscuits can be male, although the female variety is much more common.
A giggle biscuit could also be reffered to as a Chuckle Porkenshrieker, the German variation of the term.

Dude: Hi.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha! Hi *chuckle*
Dude: Jesus, lose some weight, bitch.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha *chuckle* hahaha *giggle* hahaha *wobble* hahaha

by fluorescent May 23, 2009

Air-Biscuit

An air-biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.

Lee loves to spraff for air-biscuits.

by sangajin January 10, 2007

Penis biscuit

The art of filling your foreskin with as much crumbled up digestive/hobnob/rich tea biscuit as possible, then performing a rotationary motion allowing biscuit crumbs to fly every where.

Oh baby, release your penis biscuit all over my face.

Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.

by Muckle930 May 14, 2010