by stupid chris January 24, 2026
Get the Bender mug.Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.
Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.
Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to
take your man card off you bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to
take your man card off you bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it in “the Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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Get the Bendern mug.A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
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