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baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.
John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.
by BigSlick March 12, 2008
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elevated stair based walkway

A walkway that changes the users elevation and or altitude using a system of "stairs" (a term that should be used loosely). Also these are NOT i repeat NOT stairs.
Ben used the elevated stair based walkway to get to the second floor of the school.
by Thatoneguyisback November 17, 2010
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Baked McBride

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010
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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012
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Bazeling

A person that is below stupid, retarded, and dumb combined. The insult of all insults; The worst thing you can call someone
Friend 1: I swear he's/she's so dumb
Friend 2: I know right, he's/she's such a bazeling
by Anon235 August 20, 2013
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Baked Cherry

When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.
Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.
by CuntMaster69 May 11, 2014
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Based

based in reality. Usually used to say that something (a topic or an idea) is correct, and grounded in fact rather than just popular repetition.
Guy 1: "bbbased i-is so from some guy that a n he a rapper an little b? I-i-i thats definitely the based meaning"
Guy 2: "no it isn't you Detard. It means based in reality."
Guy 3: "based"
by chococumtime December 3, 2020
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