foreskin burrito 

referring to the male genitalia

Bitch look like she want me to tap that ass. Best if I gave her the foreskin burrito.

foreskin burrito by Phizil August 28, 2003

Bangkok burrito

A Fleshlight ™ stuffed with pad Thai and Bobba bubbles

I got extra desperate last night and used yesterday's leftovers to make a Bangkok burrito

Bangkok burrito by Gfdvvgg August 31, 2018

wet burrito 

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

wet burrito by lagingerbreadman May 1, 2005

pussy burrito 

1. black, beaned, vagina
Often used for mexican pleasure.
small hispanic people enjoy the pussy burrito!

2. Women with a awfully small vag.
Men dont dig this!
Usually men like the bigger, fatter vaginas!

Hey man wanna go get some nice fucking pussy burritos?

pussy burrito by Sex Jerk April 13, 2011

boston burrito 

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.

"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"

boston burrito by Jesus Murphbag August 19, 2003

spicy burrito 

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

spicy burrito by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Breakfast Burrito 

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.

My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.

Breakfast Burrito by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010