A young man who is terrible in bed, cheats on his girlfriend multiple times, sucks at everything and on everything including dick, as white as a dry erase board and as hard as one when any girl but his gf is near. You never want to encounter a brenner it is traumatizing.
"The guy I just met was SUCH a brenner." - A "Ew stay away from that one" - G
brennen is a phony and fake person who will normally act like everything is okay but then move weird once something happens but will never say what’s wrong until it’s over the phone. Brennen will also always call you weird.
An attractive man of irish, italian, and other descents. This man is also very sexy and super cute! The man has a bubbly personality and hot ass. He is also usually considered to be a sexual dynamo cause women to touch themselves
Brennanite is an exceedingly rare and highly sought after igneous rock that many believe not to exist. Its identifiable features include an internal glow that suggests it may never have or never fully will cool. It is believed to be the finest grained igneous rock out their, which, in direct contrast to its effervescent glow, suggests it must cool impossibly quick to achieve such a structure. The one known sample is believed to be kept locked in the forbidden 3rd floor of the Fulton building at the University of Dundee. Folklore has it that at least 3 students have attempted to sneak up there to find it, only to never return.
Wholly Moly! Is that a bit of Brennanite you've got in your rock display case?? I'll give you all of my life savings and my soul just to hold it.