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baby in a basket

An Oriental baby placed in a basket to be eaten by tigers or white people.
When Matt Tisdale won the golf tournament,he said, "I'm a baby in a basket!"
by Dell PC April 26, 2006
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picnic basket

noun: a sexual activity where random objects are placed in a person's butt.
Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
by The Original Wilvis July 5, 2008
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Wally In A Basket

There are two requirements for one to be able to perform a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.

When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.
Hi Jon, how was work today?
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.
by lhalman September 21, 2008
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basketball

the best sport on earth for females
girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA
by Girl April 6, 2005
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The first time 2 Phat 5 teams met in a National Championship game was in 1957. North Carolina ( UNC )beat Kansas ( KU ) who was led by Wilt Chamberlain in 3OT, 54-53. The 1957 Championship is the only National title game to go into 3OT and, it featured 2 Phat 5 programs.
The only 3OT game in history had 2 Phat 5 programs, and a young Wilt Chamberlain. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 19, 2005
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basket of cum

1. Literally, a soggy mesh basket of ejaculated semen.

2. Figuratively, a whore.
3. Figuratively again, the title for someone who makes absurd comments and closely resembles a Tool.
4. Back to literally, a repository for semen.
1. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed."
2. "Man, look at the nasty basket of cum at the bar."

3. "Dude, shut up, you're such a fucking basket of cum!"
4. "Watch out for that soggy mesh basket of cum next to my bed, it was a real fucking mess cleaning it up when you knocked it over last time."
by basket of cum May 23, 2010
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snatch basket

Primarily a Volkswagen Cabriolet of any year. The definition can be extended to any other four seat convertible with a roll bar known to be popular with and/or driven by young women.
Cammie's parents got her a snatch basket for her sweet 16. So expect to see her and her girls cruising in it all summer.
by Trey LaTraj June 1, 2007
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