Alpha bio 

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

Alpha bio by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

alpha male 

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

alpha male by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

Alpha Moron 

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

Alpha Moron by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Alpha Squad 

A collective group of 4 young girls that are delusional and made up that they're famous in their own little heads. They are so squirt.

OMG IS THAT THE ALPHA SQUAD?!?!?!? omg they are sooooo squirt.

Alpha Squad by wtfbrugeezlouise September 18, 2022

Alpha Terrance 

A young rapper making his debut soon. He's very girly bossy and drops his taeriussy regularly

"alpha terrance has a muscular ass

Alpha Terrance by B.bg.gay.gyu.omega September 21, 2022

alpha suley and Joe 

A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.

“You see those two there they must be alpha suley and Joe because there so hot and cool”

alpha suley and Joe by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022

Alpha Male 

Alpha wolf #WlofyChan #Baka #Oppa #ObeyUrMaster

Baby Cub - Are you the Alpha Male?
Alpha Male - Im the alpha Im the leader Im the one you trust

Alpha Male by GetANoseJobXD October 29, 2022