Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

blake alexander bowen

Bitch made

Blake Alexander bowen is not someone you should like

by anonymous September 30, 2020

Alexander Baldry

the finest man alive
being with him means you’re the luckiest person alive

Alexander Baldry is literally so fine 😩

by kimdahyunii November 22, 2021

Alexander

The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!

by littlegreenmushroom July 15, 2024

Alexander

Alexander is a good child, he is a good boyfriend and is loving and kind. he has brothers and loves to play games with freinds, alexander had many freinds i mean 2-3 main ones. Alecander is eva mental threipst but after he then need some help afterward but he will not get that help... EVER

Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
Girl 1: he must be

by eva_cool October 20, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.

Girl: Alexander Hilber is the total package.

His GF: ikr *heart eyes*

by schnuckiputzi November 28, 2020

Alexander

A toxic, self-centered, special snowflake of a white boy who dates his exes friends the next day for attention. Also referred to as an attention-seeker or simp.

Person 1: "My boyfriend just dumped me and got together with _____ not a day later. "
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."

by sourish (and sweet) May 30, 2020