African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.
"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."
by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017
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Africanned

I got Africanned last night and I don’t remember anything. Imagine being blacked out but already blacked out.
by KatyRussoProblems May 26, 2025
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African Rain Dance

The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.
The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.
by Axelthered11 December 09, 2017
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African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s
Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there
by Bekromorphis February 09, 2019
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african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.
Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.
by fishkillmo March 06, 2016
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Lone African

That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
by cwisticwistina July 24, 2013
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african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
by opinhurty194 February 02, 2016
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