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Soggy Almond

Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.
Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond
by cross-cross stitch May 28, 2020
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Val Almeida

A melhor cover da selena gomez existente, seu álbum Secrets pegou #1 na Billboard 200. Valéria Almeida é o sinônimo de sucesso
by jajasjashda November 6, 2020
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Malak almaliky

Hey your Malak almaliky right your fawking sexy
by Idrc.luisseea May 22, 2021
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Haneen Almughrabi

Bobby : Jessica is such a Haneen Almughrabi

Jackson : I know right
by fatobeseballs October 1, 2023
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almeida

a horse that went crazy in world war one and had a derformity along with his rider max.
---disease known----- amenorrhea
psychology/biopsy-
almeida the great loser in world war one that didnt exist
by DonkDOnk May 23, 2008
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ALMO

Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:

* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform

* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"

* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him

* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it

* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."
Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?

Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.

Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.

Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.
by BoyGaGa November 24, 2009
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Almondextrous

To think your jokes are funnier than they really are.
Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextrous.
by lichody April 29, 2009
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