age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.

Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

aged arby’s

When a man chops off his beloved one's vaginal flaps. Then put it a a mud patty bun (dehydrated shit patty) covers the meat with a mix of vaginal discharge and cum for a delectable sauce.

It is used when one has a craving for some “aged arby’s”(a homeade meal made from scratch). She was in pain while being the main ingredient!

by Toe bandit December 4, 2024

aged cheddar

Cheese that is left for years.

Some people like aged cheddar.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

age

A number to show how long you've lived, although it gets inaccurate after you turn 10.

1: How old are you, in years of age?
2: 10. And I don't age, silly.
1. You age. That's revealed by how tall you are.

by HansTheExplorer September 20, 2022

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

$age

notorious discord user known for doxxing, developing & extorting people.

$age is a scary dude.

by kilkanmen June 3, 2023