(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.
1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.
facebook Dirty Sanchez
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by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011
Get the Status Infectionmug. A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.
It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2021
Get the Confederate statuemug. Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "
by Steven Crane October 18, 2010
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Get the man statusmug.