bart kid

a kid who posts sad bart simpson edits on his snapchat story after breaking up with his girlfriend of two days, wears champion hoodies and sweat pants and probably has a perm, always has airpods in and listens to xxxtentacles and juice world. he also tries to act cool by acting not wearing his mask and blaring juice in his airpods during class. probably a trump supporter.

sam: do you see that kid over there wearing the black champion hoodie with the hood up walking with 100 girls blasting x?

jeff: yeah

sam: he’s a bart kid

by lily_sky44 October 17, 2020

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.

"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.

by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012

kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.

Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"

by lintybusiness December 28, 2011

Cassette Kids

Just like VHS Kids, it is a generic term that refers to a person who grew up with audio cassette tapes on his/her childhood.

Cassette Kids can be different to the so-called "CD Kids"

by Ryan900USAYT December 14, 2022

conservative kid

That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.

person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.

by rixxard April 6, 2020

M Kid

A small child or a teenager who's balls haven't dropped yet. These kids have very high pitched voices, yell alot and agitate everybody wearing a mic. They usualy hear them playing Call of Duty, (not Halo 3 cause every kid on that game have high pitched voices), Gears of War and Nazi Zombies that fall into it's own category(this is where the 'M' in 'M Kids' comes from, the games they play). They are as annoying as kids who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

M Kid: I just got the PPSH!
Annoyed kid: Dude I don't give a shit
M Kid: It's such a great gun against zombies!
Annoyed kid: Shut up
M Kid: Ooo I just shot his arms off then I knifed him!
Annoyed kid: Shut Up!
M Kid: I sent you a friend invite to you!
Annoyed kid: I don't give a shit what you did!

by Annoyed Kid 3227 November 25, 2009