Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"

Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".

by Curry Fever December 29, 2009

badge fever

A condition that goes into overdrive when ordinary men are
wearing a badge and a uniform which causes them to punch out women with the full support of their peers, who also wear badges.

Feminist Bitch #1: 'Dude, whatever happened to NEVER okay to hit a woman?'

Feminist Bitch #2: 'I think its different if men wear badges, and their popes absolve them for manhandling elderly women and teenage girls, cause they have developed badge fever.'

by toxicmom June 19, 2010

skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.

saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!

by michael foolsley May 20, 2011

Flangeler Fever

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange

Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!

by turkiejerkie April 16, 2009

prom fever

When girls dress up really nicely for prom but they end up being too hot and end up sick with a fever.

A: Hey man, where's your date we're about to take some pictures.
B: She couldn't make it tonight she came down with prom fever.
A: Aww, that sucks. At least you know that she's fine as hell!

by yehitsnate March 2, 2014

Gay Fever

When a gay person is acting even more gay than usual; kind of like jazz or dance fever

Guy 1:What is up with John he seems even more homo than ever
Guy 2:I don't know. I think he has a case of gay fever

by Cslegend013 May 7, 2015

Yellow Fever

The desire one has to change their hair color to blonde through dyes or alternative methods.

Del: Take a seat, sweetheart. What would you like done to your hair today?
Leo: Dye it all blonde. I'm having a strong case of yellow fever.

by Mariogirl17 September 18, 2019