My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 04, 2022

Driving to dads

Another way of saying smoking weed or getting high.

Kosta: yo, are you driving to dads tonight?
Dan: yes brother, can you get me some snacks?
Kosta: of course just let me know what you want.

by DickHead67 June 16, 2019

Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone

Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!

by shannonjoshea October 30, 2013

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.

Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 27, 2022

Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 05, 2020

conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

by fortnut is dead September 26, 2019