September 28th

A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.

Oh my god it’s September 28th tomorrow!
Ahhh I’m clowning already 🤡

by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

A 280

A 280 is a short punchy summary of something. Used in the tech industry, as a form of corporate speak. References the number of allowed characters in a Twitter tweet.

" Hey you give a 280 on that and be sure to cc Karen " = Can you write me a short summary.

"Did you get the 280 on that meeting?" = did you get the summary on the meeting?

by Steve 432 February 4, 2021

April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

285,194

the amount of times to listen to the word job while you sleep so you don't say jorb.

The tape said, "Job 285,194 times"

by moe October 10, 2004

February 28th

When niggas with the biggest dicks are born and are sexy as fuck and fucks hella bitches

damn i’m the sexiest man alive with a beefy dick cause I was born February 28th

by Bigdickbeefy October 16, 2019

286

A 16-bit processor from the eighties. Usually ranging from 8-12mhz, and is x86 compliant. (Only compatable with previous models -obviously-)

Strong Bad has never owned a 286.

by JimBob May 13, 2005