Ashton is such a fucktard, he almost drown himself trying to smell a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
by Aidenabedin February 22, 2022

A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.
Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-)
Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"
Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"
by InXanaduDidKublaiKhan June 8, 2010

by iamnottheoneyourelookingfor May 26, 2022

Random Guy 1:Man I've no-coated a a girl
Random Guy 2:What?
Random Guy 1:I Mean i Barebacked her
Random Guy 2:Arggh you Fucktard
Random Guy 2:What?
Random Guy 1:I Mean i Barebacked her
Random Guy 2:Arggh you Fucktard
by Mkaywest October 15, 2008

Extremely high level of Fucked up retardedness... Drunks an Drugies can go from zero to Fucktarded in 0.4 seconds....
by OhSoVeryHated February 1, 2014

by CaptainHAP December 7, 2019

by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025
