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one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020
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One up

When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.

Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.
by Mushboom August 11, 2021
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The beautful one

The one you want but won't get
Basically the last piece of cake you'll never get it

There probably the worst person ever
"Here come the beautful one"
by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020
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one inch demon

A confident little penis that can please a partner all night long
"his one inch demon wouldn't stop, not even at 10 am!"
by Ariegl July 16, 2018
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Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.
last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts
by Haprat January 24, 2011
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crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.
"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"
by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009
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One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.
As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.
by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023
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