Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024

cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!

by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024