Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS)

Nervous Hole Syndrome is when you feel the need to pinch a nice loaf but have no access to a bathroom, so right there you panic and get the sensation of nervous hole. It can occur when your actually nervous or when you just have to take a shit. It will usually creep up in the tailbone region and often move to the lower back. Sometimes it will vanish for a minute, but come back because it's just playing with you. When you find a pool to drop your Cosby's off, NHS will usually be over with for now. But can happen numerous times a day.

Reminder: NHS can commonly be confused with National Honor Society, please don't make this mistake

Have you ever been shopping in Wal-Mart and have to take a poop? Well...you don't want to go just yet so you finish your shopping. Then it hits you! Bam. Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS). Then your screwed until you unleash your terds.

by Matt Barshinger December 24, 2010

I suck at life syndrome

Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.

Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...

by Markey Murder April 30, 2008

PPS (Peter Pan Syndrome)

The act of remaining mentally as a child through adulthood.

My mom dates an idiot who acts like a 15 year old, therefore she acts like a 15 year old and does things like get dermal punches and talk about taints IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. She is suffering from PPS (Peter Pan Syndrome)

by angrydaughter January 27, 2011

MPS: Male Provider Syndrome

MPS: Male-Provider Syndrome - When your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A mad has MPS: Male Provider Syndrome when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have GREAT WiFi.

by ChillJindy March 15, 2010

Mason-Dixon Line Syndrome

A disease common to people born below the Mason-Dixon line, which restricts each individual's IQ to less than the number of teeth they have. Also referred to as MDLS

So I was watching COPS, and they pulled over a guy with a joint behind his ear. He had a major case of Mason-Dixon Line Syndrome.

by Dr Shea Foster, DDR December 22, 2008

Pretty Girl Syndrome

When a girl doesn't know she's pretty but is actually really pretty. Usually Pakistani.

That girl has pretty girl syndrome, she don't even know it.

by Hitmewithit April 9, 2020

muffin-top syndrome

the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.

warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)

"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"

by go_fish January 27, 2010