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Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
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The Chosen One

The chosen one is the only one that can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Only Donald J Ticknor.
by DJT1995 September 26, 2020
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One Direction

A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.
one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*
by louis toplinson April 16, 2021
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Heddi One

Heddi One is a well known kurdish guy on social media. Everyone that use his name in any kind of way behind his back has to ask him for permission. The reason why people know him as Heddi One is because he’s not afraid of anything or anyone. He can ruin someones life if he wants to and he can make someone very happy if he wants to. Give a type of energy towards him and you may get the same back. If you see the angry or disappointed side of him, you’ve really fucked up.
by X.Xxx April 7, 2023
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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something
“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one
by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022
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One-night text

"One-night text" refers to a brief and spontaneous exchange of messages between two individuals, akin to a one-night stand in the digital realm. In this context, the term implies engaging in a night of conversation through text messages with no intention of continued communication or connection afterward. It mirrors the essence of a one-night stand, where the interaction is confined to the temporary thrill of the night, emphasizing the absence of any long-term commitment or expectation of further contact.
We matched on Badoo and i did one-night text with her
by professor_gr February 11, 2024
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