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I'm crazier than you.

A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
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Are you a pi-kind of person?

When people wander why every now and then you can’t help yourself but to randomly start behaving like an irrational or even delusional person, although they are curiously or mysteriously mesmerized by your transcendental beauty or brilliant brain.
e: “Are you a pi-kind of person? Or more of a phi-kind of personality?”
i: “Dear, my ancestors came from the Land of the Imaginary, so we’re anything but real!”
by MathPlus December 6, 2021
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you look sick

A nice way of saying you look like shit and or death.
Are you alright you look sick today.
by Koala kenzie February 25, 2017
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I'll Dew You!

a phrase only associated with a certain tall commie.
"I'll Dew You!"
by Dude Major February 7, 2004
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you wastin my minutes

when your mom or a needy ex calls and don't want to talk to them. it's simple and get's the point across without feeling like an ass after.
"i would love to sit and talk about why i'm not home/why $50 is missing out of your purse/why there was an ovulation test in the trash/how much you want me back/why you should not kill yourself, but you wastin my minutes.
by Ludakrissy March 1, 2009
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you're a daisy if you do

famous line said by the infamous Doc Holliday

means along the lines of "you're a fine fellow if you do"
Frank McLaury: "I've got you now... you son of a bitch!"
Doc Holiday: you're a daisy if you do!
by cookielee April 30, 2009
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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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