Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Gallon Head

Somebody with a big ass head .

Damn she got a gallon head like gaelle

by Playgirlcoop March 26, 2020

Dented Head

When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.

Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head

by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020

Dog head

Maria dwyer

Maria is a dog head because she shags everyone’s fella

by Owkayooo222 March 30, 2020

swelled head

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".

One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.

by QuacksO April 9, 2020

Dick head

Jake Paul

Hey did you know that Jake Paul’s a dick head

by Why can I not use your real na April 12, 2020

Rear it's ugly head

A commonly misused phrase.

- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.

Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020