Needle Dick

A string thin sharp penis

Omg Joe Tannahill has such a needle dick!

by The best lmao December 21, 2016

dick bunker

A dick bunker is where a person is so bad at sex its like their dick has been hidden away all their life. The bunker is where the dick has been hiding all their life .

"Yo man i heard from my friend that Ralph has a dick bunker."
"Fr? He acts so hard."
"She said he was like a dead fish."

by festrsylvester December 24, 2016

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco October 15, 2015

dick pug

a super cute boy who is actually an asshole
Synonym: fuck boy

He's being such a dick pug!

by Dredibuns October 21, 2015

Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015

hummer dick

A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.

Hummer driver- "yo broh, listen to my hummer rev"
Bystandard victim- "Yeah REV that hummer dick"

by dickthong November 26, 2015

path dick

When you go for a hike and you finally see another person on the trail. You smile and say "Hi" and they totally ignore you.

I ran into a bunch of path dicks while going up to Siffleur Falls.

by Lynx6 December 8, 2015