One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

One money

A popular phrase on craigslist or Facebook market in which someone seeks multiple items together as one as opposed to selling them separate. Or people are just stupid.

Two batteries both one money

by Imwalkinere May 19, 2018

ons

onsite

When I see you its ons.

by DeWiCKx July 10, 2023

Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?

Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners

"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany

by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023

One Dollar :)

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Human: Have you heard of One Dollar :)?

by One Dollar :) January 4, 2022

Hot one

A murder.

My homie is doing time for a hot one

by LionsDen808 May 1, 2024

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022