White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018

White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion

My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 17, 2018

whitest whites

I meme I found on clumsy aka Wolfe on utube..
Whitest whites

I donno what to use whitest whites in,mkay.

by NUGGETDerp June 25, 2018

White dragon

When your mother watches the never ending story with the neighbour and they keep laughing about falkor after

Falkor the white dragon

by Cilantro hand dispenser June 27, 2018

White Knight

A ship name of a popular couple in the famous web series RWBY.

Blonde girl: I totally ship White Knight.
Redhead: White Knight? Oh yeah, definitely.

by SilverEyedMemeLord02 June 28, 2018

Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.

Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .

by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018

White Dragon

A dragon who drinks milk in the land of dank memes.

"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."

by Draguinny July 4, 2018