dick bus

When a men's dick is comparable to a school bus

Wow, Jimmy has a real dick bus.

by YNWL December 3, 2016

Tight Dick

an exemplary and/or good looking pene.

Person 1: "Hey doc what's wrong with my testes"
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."

by that's awesome dude December 4, 2016

pontus dick

A big dick, every girl wont it

You wont a big, ofc! Pontus dick i big , everyone like it. EVERYONE!! The girl wont have sex whit him every day. Beacuse he have a big dick. He have the best o the best dicks on the earht! 1 foot long

by [e-mail] December 12, 2016

alexander's dick

Like Donald Trump ones said "it's gonna be huge" if you ever see it you will get an orgasm

I had Alexander's dick all up in my face

by Cocci December 12, 2016

Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

ADH- Dick

Attention Deficit Hyper Dick. Meaning hyper active penis.

Lexi has ADH- Dick

by StarRyse December 19, 2016

dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode

After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.

by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016