<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

by put all season in one picture March 3, 2023

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.

Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales August 19, 2016

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017