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Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
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One Direction

A band that was formed on July 23rd 2010 on the X-Factor. They actually competed against another girl group band and lost, but people all over the world decided that wasn’t going to be the last of one direction and it wasn’t long before they were the most popular boyband in the world. They went on hiatus in 2015 and said it was only going to be for 18 months. But it’s been 5 years. They all insist they’ll get back together one day and directioners keep one direction alive. 5 years later and directioners are still everywhere.
by alien girl November 12, 2020
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This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.
Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"
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One Bag

Has a secret meaning, ask a friend to find it out
by Erin-Sofia October 10, 2021
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one mode

One Mode means having only the singular mode of fighting for the team and attacking when in doubt, or attacking the problem first then trying other means.
by Ital_scot May 2, 2016
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One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
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YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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