Noggin Off

a fun and innocent way to say jerking off

Sorry Steve, I don't have time right now, too busy Noggin Off

by totallynoggers December 16, 2020

Dink Off

When someone is being a dink and you want them to fuck off, aka dink off.

Hey, you little dink off!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

spittin off

Slang for diarrhea or poop. If someone says they're spittin off they have diarrhea or have already had diarrhea.

Damn man, I was spittin off earlier I clogged the toilet.

by MemoliLover November 9, 2020