The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
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by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024
Get the Donald Trump mug.I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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God-Emperor, Donald Trump, is likely the final hope America has to not devolve into the Socialist States of America.
by GeschmackGeist July 26, 2024
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If you support him you seriously need mental help. You must hate America to support that since removing the rights of others would be against what America is about.
If you support him you seriously need mental help. You must hate America to support that since removing the rights of others would be against what America is about.
"I support Donald Trump!"
He's a racist, a sexist, and committed fraud...
"GRR NO HE DIDN'T I HATE WOMEN AND POC OH AND I HATE LGBTQ!"
You need grippy socks...
"YOU'LL GO TO HELL BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA GRRR AHHH!"
He's a racist, a sexist, and committed fraud...
"GRR NO HE DIDN'T I HATE WOMEN AND POC OH AND I HATE LGBTQ!"
You need grippy socks...
"YOU'LL GO TO HELL BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA GRRR AHHH!"
by Official_RatCult_Queen July 27, 2024
Get the Donald Trump mug.Noun: Weirdo, Oddball, Kook, Screwball, Nutcase, Crackbrain, Oddity
Wackadoodle, Loony, Misfit, Deviant, Pervert
Adjective: Strange, Weird, Bizarre, Kooky, Outlandish, Erratic, Bizarro, Crazy
Wackadoodle, Loony, Misfit, Deviant, Pervert
Adjective: Strange, Weird, Bizarre, Kooky, Outlandish, Erratic, Bizarro, Crazy
Everybody says Trump is a weirdo who says outlandish statements that doesn’t make sense.
People who support Trump are cult weirdos.
The United States must not be governed by weirdo Trump an illiberal crackbrain.
People who support Trump are cult weirdos.
The United States must not be governed by weirdo Trump an illiberal crackbrain.
by DThatch July 29, 2024
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