Faggot One-Upmanship

When gay guys compete as to who can be the most gay.

After Biden went out of his way to appoint tropishly gay individuals to his administration, Trump praised Arnold Palmer's cock in front of a crowd and then lived with Elon Musk for four months in a the most embarrassing game of Faggot One-Upmanship ever played.

by Publius0987 September 18, 2025

Clone one

One of Lilpikaluver’s ocs. She is an evil clone of one of the numberblocks, and she was designed to kill them all. Age: 8. Female. Can also transform into a wolf-like form with sharp sabertooth teeth, 4 ears, and 2 tails.

Clone one is ready to always kill numberblocks.

by Lilpikaluver January 15, 2025

Sink a hot one

To smoke cannabis from a bong. Derived from the visual notion of cannabis in a bowl "sinking" as it burns and loses mass.

"Gonna go to Mike's and sink a hot one on his new piece."
"Wanna go out back and sink a few hot ones?"

by Downeast_Beast January 17, 2025

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025