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no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
mugGet the no whiffs, brands, or buttsmug.

Butt Cream

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease
John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit
by 01739q7e October 29, 2020
mugGet the Butt Creammug.

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.
Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!
by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012
mugGet the kidney buttmug.

butt

a butt
Your a butt
by buttmister January 5, 2017
mugGet the buttmug.

butt trolley

Small penis dude on dude anal sex. Not a "train" which refers to a large "locomotive" or large penis, but a "trolley" or small penis, dude on dude sex.
Jeff and Ford are having a butt trolley session. Eww. They both have small penises.
by quantump8 August 16, 2014
mugGet the butt trolleymug.

Butt-Nugget

Noun: a child so completely identical to its biological father that it could only have been birth from the anus and through the butt crack of said biological father
Momma’s maybe , Daddy’s Butt-Nugget
by HeatherK! November 23, 2020
mugGet the Butt-Nuggetmug.

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.
1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)
by jd September 2, 2003
mugGet the butt slowmug.

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