butt weege

gay man's penis or anything else that has been rectally inserted and is no longer of any use to anyone ever. Pronounced as butt weeds, but with a g replacing the d

gay dude #1 Ehem, your penis smells so much like a but weege
gay dude #2 So?

Dude, you're such a butt weege.

guy#1 Marge stuck a candle up my ass last night.
guy #2 Bitch is such a butt weege

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

butt trunk

The hypothetical "tail" created when an anus goes into extreme prolapse.

Pulling unlubricated anal beads out of someone's rectum too quickly is a good way to give someone a long bloody butt trunk.

by HornedOctolope March 17, 2016

butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

by QuacksO February 6, 2021

Butt Furr

A polite way of referring to the hair on your ass. Possibly a pet name.

-He has so much butt furr it's like he has his own padded toilet seat.

-Don't be ashamed, I like your butt furr, honey.

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Butt Funny

When something is mad funny da ocky way;

Did you guys see Max slip and crack his head open? That shit was butt funny yo.

by pencilyea June 5, 2022

butt

sticking someone's face in a butt

stop doing butt

by csieufhbseliuhfvliuhfaelihfaie April 26, 2020

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011