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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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epic-ona-stick

sticks that are totally epic often used when somone is thinking of that epic event in stick formation
dude- holy shit look at that flying elephant!
dudett- wow thats totally epic-ona-stick!
by zilla grenderbeak June 19, 2011
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Dirty Fuck Stick

Huge penis, that has several disseases
I had sex with jess, and i went to the doctor's because of his Dirty fuck stick
by Jizz jojo August 5, 2011
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dirty giggle stick

1. When two gay guys are having sex and one of them shits on their dick.
Fred was fucking me in the ass and i shitted all over his dick and that's the dirty giggle stick.
by Ah Poop June 15, 2012
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Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.
I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.
by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013
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texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass
I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night
by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014
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Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal
by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015
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